that ass defies gravity 

that ass defies gravity 

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@2 days ago with 22316 notes

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

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@3 days ago with 73194 notes

"

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

"

Unknown (via seafolly)

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@3 days ago with 139935 notes
relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.


that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

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@4 days ago with 280881 notes

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."

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@4 days ago with 8744 notes

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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shyshounen:

 

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@1 week ago with 6035 notes
mynotsomiserablelife:

h0waminotmyself:

mynotsomiserablelife:

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

that’s not a rock it is a chess piece

it says “rook” darling

*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*

mynotsomiserablelife:

h0waminotmyself:

mynotsomiserablelife:

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

that’s not a rock it is a chess piece

it says “rook” darling

*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*

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@3 days ago with 124 notes
foresity:

Luis Francisco Llavorí, Luces y sombras || Portfolio Natural

foresity:

Luis Francisco Llavorí, Luces y sombras || 

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@3 days ago with 2783 notes

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

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streetshotz:

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